Eduard Khil

Eduard Khil.

Russian. TROLOLOLOL. AIEEEEEEEE.

GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS!?

In 1976, Edward Khil created a song about a Cowboy. Soviet Russia was like NOT IN MY FUCKING COUNTRY and so they censored the shit out of his song. And thus the TROLOLOLO song was created. Providing trolls with a national anthem everywhere.

Happy Birthday, you beautiful 77 year old man!

to celebrate, let's play every awesome remix of this song ever:

probably my favorite remix.

yeaaaah.

yep. Went there.

BONUS! Did you know. He did other songs?

His voice is pretty awesome too, he's like a Russian Frank Sinatra

Blue Satellite

Blue Satellite.

Englishman. House House House. Funkadelic perfection.

Let me tell you, Blue Satellite (Philip Shwan) gets me wanting some sweet, sweet lovings. I just want to wear a god damn speed suit with fat lapels and roller skate my way down a huge 1960's montage of implied sex with unicorns and rainbows. And I think that speaks for itself. 

A good amount of his remixes are up for grabs FO' FWEE at his Soundcloud! Sweet Mama, get your loot on!

Shinichi Osawa - Love Will Guide You feat. Tommie Sunshine (Blue Satellite Remix) by Blue Satellite

This has been remixed to hell and back. I understand. It still is pretty eargasmic.

Cosmonaut Grechko - Singin' feat. Joywave (Blue Satellite Remix) by Blue Satellite

I'm not a huge fan of these vocals, but they work well with this song.

Salman - When The Sun Rises (Blue Satellite Remix) by Blue Satellite

Such an afterglow song.

Paper Route - Gutter (Blue Satellite vs. Muscle Hawk) by Blue Satellite

once again. The vocals work very well.

Pokémon - Red Blue Opening Theme (RAC Blue Satellite Mix) by Blue Satellite

If you remember this theme, and remember watching the movie...this remix could bring tears to your eyes.

Bobby Tank

Bobby Tank.

British.Orion-step/G-funk. 80s fab.

This man describes himself to be and quote:

"Well....erm......i guess u could say i sound like Rick James riding a flying unicorn along Orion's belt whilst smoking a crack pipe!"

And Bobby Tank does. Perk your ears and listen, young squire! It's like they're being ridden by the late Rick James on a flying unicorn whilst smoking a crack pipe onto the outreaches of quantum space.  And why yes, that is a Euphemism for a good time. I have a soft spot for 80s synth. To reject such classic noise is like rejecting horribly cheesy 70s pornos. You can't, no matter how hairy the situation is.

TimeRider by BobbyTank
The first I ever heard of this man. Sensational!

Starfighter by BobbyTank

Remember, crack cocaine.

Needin Me by BobbyTank
so much awesome glitchin' effects you'll be stuttering for days.

Nexus Moonburgers by BobbyTank

buggin!

Zaxxon by BobbyTank

Newest Track and it's Dope!

Redial

Redial.

Australian. Electro. Godsend.

Who woulda thunk! Electro was becoming boring. 

But! Then I ran into a couple of Redial (Rob Frier) remixes and the waning fire in my ears reignited. After failing to eargasm for days, my ears became sensitively aroused like a virgin. It was momentous.

Zombie Kids - Blow Money Fast (Redial Remix) by Redial

Nice.

F.O.O.L - DARK CYAN NIGHT (REDIAL REMIX) by Redial

just what I need. Ahh,when the beat drops.

Mark Ronson ft Miike Snow & Boy George - Somebody To Love (Redials Sunday Drive Remix) by Redial

nice bass and such variety in style!

Skrillex - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites (Redial's Blastoise Edit) by Redial

He made this way better. Bass hits so hard. This is the effect Skrillex wanted to have.

The S - Underdog (Redial Remix) Preview. by Redial\

nice cockteaser!

Check out more of this man's chunes on his Soundcloud!

Borgore

Borgore.

Israeli. Gorestep/Dubstep. Naturally nasty.

I'm not usually into dubstep. But when I am, I expect it to be the nastiest, smut-inducing eargasm ever. Borgore (Asaf Borger) makes you feel so dirty, you have to wash your ears out with cold water and disinfect them with antibiotics or you'll contract gonorrhea. He is every dirty porno you jive turkeys want be.

I love his lyrics. So fucking lulzy. ALL THESE BITCHES WANT TO LICK MY ICE CREAM.

Hahaha. YOU BE THE TWO GIRL, SHE'LL BE THE CUP.

jesus. And then there's jazz

oh my god. So dirty. If you can, listen to 720p. It makes all the difference.

This guy is like the biggest troll in the world.

Check out Buygore, for more nasty goodness. I do believe that's his record label. They also have a Soundcloud with horrible cockteasers.

No seriously, those fuckers have about :50-1:00 of samplers.

This deserves a cold shower.

Mord Fustang

Mord Fustang.

Estonian ( Tallinn). Electro-House. Earcumguzzling sensational.

Combining electro-house with a hint of dubstep, Mord Fustang tickles your ears with bitty synths, romances you with funky beats, and lays it down dirty with some wompy womp bass. "The best ear lovin' I ever had."

I swear to god, this man makes it hard to find full versions of his songs. The cocktease.

the song that stole my eardrum

such a raver anthem. Hahaha

Latest tracks by Mord Fustang

Here's his soundcloud for more cockteasing.

Bit Shifter

Bit Shifter.

American [New York]. Chiptune. Old School.

I saw this brother last night at the DNA LOUNGE, he was fucking amazing.

Bit Shifter (Joshua Davis) combines 8bit with some serious old school electronic beats. I feel like I'm rolling in the 1990s with a game boy color, listening to DnB and house as little SFXs ping in the back.

As one of the administrators for 8bitpeoples (where you can find more awesome chiptune artists) and co-founder/co-curator of Blip festival, this guy is also kind of an 8bit legend.

Observe!

A small interview of Bit Shifter explaining to the masses the beauty of chiptune music.

Weezer cover. What what!

Bit Shifter's most popular album

INFORMATION CHASE is up to download for free via 8bit peoples

DOWNLOAD

Fare Soldi

Fare Soldi.

Italian."Frisco-Disco". Silly.

This kung fu duo (Santana Pasta & Luka Carnifull) are probably one of the weirdest, silliest house producers I've come across so far. Off-beat, yet rhythmical songs with random noises. It's like going in expecting your average ear-wank and coming out with the complete opposite eargasmic experience, chopped up into nonsensical parts and arranged into a flower. (horrible analogy)

I fucking love how silly their songs get! Give yo' ears a funky work-out!

A lot of their songs are FREE (Fo' Fwee? Hell yeah! Fo' Fwee!) to download on their SOUNDCLOUD! Ain't that nice o' them?

Casotto by FARE SOLDI

Personally, I feel the CASSOTO EP is pretty flippin' solid. AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A DISCO PARTY!

Stambulia by FARE SOLDI

This song makes me so very happy.

This is my Chicken by FARE SOLDI

sexy!

REMIXES!

Check this shit out, chickens!

Barbra Streisand- Duck Sauce (Fare Soldi - Duck Soldi rmx) by FARE SOLDI

They made this song even better.

Congorock - Babylon (Fare Soldi - Babbylorso rmx) by FARE SOLDI

Go! Go! Go!

Scuola Furano - Pigna Colada (Fare Soldi "Shake your Burek" rmx) by FARE SOLDI

LBCK - Start (Fare Soldi "Alla Frutta" rmx) by FARE SOLDI

A new favorite.

News News News!

Considering the idea of having a download day post where I compile songs from my collection and put them up for download. (I have a feeling this will be approved)

TOKiMONSTA

Tokimonsta.

American. Hip Hop!Glitch-hop! Chill.

I'm in recovery mode from heavy dancing and excessive eargasms last night. BUT THAT'S OK!

Tokimonsta (Jennifer Lee) has got chill enough tracks to just lie around to but enough interesting variations to still get your ears off. Music always gets me high but Tokimonsta has a tendency to take me so high I hit space and disintegrate into an endless black hole. Such a blissful feeling.

Observe!

I know, in the first minute you'll be like. What a shitty drumbeat. But just wait. Let her trick you.

Tokimonsta is something I wouldn't quite blast in a dance party, but would rightly blast on a cool night with clear skies and bright city lights.

Check out her Soundcloud!

Breathe on my Contacts by TOKiMONSTA

This is my current favorite sky watching song.

Bright Shadows by TOKiMONSTA

Slow progression but a righteous finish,

Ovethrill

Overthrill.

German.House.Galactic.

Holy Cheese! When I first heard Overthrill, my ears got mega horny and my body couldn't resist the urge to dance off the tension. It's such heavy, heart-pounding house and I love every bit of it. Maybe I'm a softie for Disco, but Overthrill is groovier than peanut butter flavored scooby snacks, ya dig? The graphics for Overthrill (created by Overthrill's only member: Sebastian Bentler [blog]) are also quite pleasing to the eye.

Observe!

(crack cocaine)

Check out their EP stuff too! Super Swank!

The Upper Worlds EP by Overthrill

W-W-W-WWWWHAAAAT! Free Songs!?!

yes, loca! And How!

Easily downloadable on their soundcloud or website!

but for the even lazier, here are some good songs I recommend downloading:

Perfect Match by Overthrill

newest song and it's sensational

Noah - Mannequin - Overthrill Remix by Overthrill

good ol' remix

Daft Punk - Around the World - Overthrill remix by Overthrill

I don't like many DAFT PUNK remixes. This is one of the few I do.

Overthrill - Brahma by Overthrill

Oh my god. When it hits. IT hits hard~!

Steve Aoki

Steve Aoki

American. Electro-house DJ. Pretty Boss.

This man is quite a DJ. He's also quite a Boss, being the head honcho of DIM MAK RECORDS and all. I can't help but respect him. It's Asian Jesus busting ears with volatile screams and owning haters with the ear-blowing musical talent that is under his label. This man got it made, turkeys.

(The man's screaming and shit.)

(more screaming)

(even more screaming)

FUN FACT! His father owns Benihana

pOPular COMputer

Popular Computer.

French. French Electro. Smooth.

pOPular COMputer's or Sylvian Dalido's songs are so smooth, they make your ears want to boogie and make sweet sweet love, RnB P.Y.T. T.L.C. style.

Observe:

Awesome Remixes:

Shinichi Osawa - Star Guitar (Popular Computer Remix) by popularcomputer

Chilly Gonzales - You Can Dance (Popular Computer Remix) by popularcomputer

(super well done and I've heard many o' remixes of this song)

Mustard Pimp

Mustard Pimp

French. Electro. Dirty.

Electronic music has a tendency to be comprised of duos and Mustard Pimp is no better.

eKa and Baron tickle the ear drums with claps and horns, quite refreshing.

More music can be found on their SOUNDCLOUD

(all of which can be downloaded)

Mustard Pimp - Catastrophe Mixtape Series Vol 8 by mustard pimp

New mixtape and it's eargasmic

SomethingALaMode [SALM]

SomethingALaMode.

French. Electro-Classical. Genius.

A duo comprise of Thomas Roussel and Yannick Grandjean!

Their music is perfect for the build up and gradual eargasm as well as teasing your fine fanciful ears with unexpected drops and composition.

(The latter bit is entirely bs on my part)

Some of their older songs

Speaking of Old! Remix of 5AM:

download

What's exciting is they are releasing a new EP called SHOW ME

Good shit. This stuck out for me.

Shinichi Osawa

Shinichi Osawa.

Japanese. Electro-House. Funky.

This guy is old school. Like serious old school. like 1999 old school. Previously part of the band Mondo Grosso, Shinichi moved off to do his own thang and brought lovely packages of eargasms for all the kiddies to spasm over.

Probably his most famous song ever.

(one of my faves)

WOAH WOAH! REMIXES!?

Shinichi Osawa -Rendezvous (Crookers Remix)

download

Shinichi Osawa - Star Guitar (Brookes Brothers Remix)

download

Anna Tsuchiya - Ah Ah (Shinichi Osawa Remix)

download

Clazziquai - Prayers (Shinichi Osawa Remix)

download

De De Mouse - Light Night Dance (Shinichi Osawa Remix)

download

Alex Gopher - Aurora (Shinichi Osawa Remix)

download

Dj Ozma - Masurao (Shinichi Osawa Remix)

download

don't be surprised if you like every single remix. Whatever this man touches turns into disco gold.

Buraka Som Sistema

Buraka Som Sistema.

Portuguese. Kuduro-Breakbeat. Upbeat.

A fusion of Techno and African Kuduro beats, this group really knows how to keep your ears hornier than two rhinos going at it on a jagged cliff.

They came out with a new song this May, It's so fun.

Bababababa! nyenyenyenye!Tututututu!Baba bah bah baba!

DIGITALISM

Digitalism.

German.Electro-Dancepunk.Classic.

A duo comprise of Jens "Jence" Moelle and İsmail "Isi" Tüfekçi

They're pretty old in electronic music standards. But that doesn't mean they suck. In fact, their music is quite of timeless. Always reliable for a good ol' ear-wank.

Observe:

Rejoice! For they have a new album out! It's called I LOVE YOU DUDE

(which can be heard on their myspace page)

So far, the album is alright. But this song was a kicker.

EXTRA! EXTRA!

some dope remixes I have collected:

Cajuan - Dance, not dance (Digitalism Remix)

download

Munk - Disco Clown (Digitalism Remix)

download

Daft Punk Technologic (Digitalism Remix)

download