Thursday, July 21, 2011

Redial


Australian. Electro. Godsend.
Who woulda thunk! Electro was becoming boring. 
But! Then I ran into a couple of Redial (Rob Frier) remixes and the waning fire in my ears reignited. After failing to eargasm for days, my ears became sensitively aroused like a virgin. It was momentous.


Zombie Kids - Blow Money Fast (Redial Remix) by Redial

Nice.

F.O.O.L - DARK CYAN NIGHT (REDIAL REMIX) by Redial
just what I need. Ahh,when the beat drops.

Mark Ronson ft Miike Snow & Boy George - Somebody To Love (Redials Sunday Drive Remix) by Redial
nice bass and such variety in style!

Skrillex - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites (Redial's Blastoise Edit) by Redial
He made this way better. Bass hits so hard. This is the effect Skrillex wanted to have.


The S - Underdog (Redial Remix) Preview. by Redial\
nice cockteaser!
Check out more of this man's chunes on his Soundcloud!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Borgore

Israeli. Gorestep/Dubstep. Naturally nasty.
I'm not usually into dubstep. But when I am, I expect it to be the nastiest, smut-inducing eargasm ever. Borgore (Asaf Borger) makes you feel so dirty, you have to wash your ears out with cold water and disinfect them with antibiotics or you'll contract gonorrhea. He is every dirty porno you jive turkeys want be.

I love his lyrics. So fucking lulzy. ALL THESE BITCHES WANT TO LICK MY ICE CREAM.

Hahaha. YOU BE THE TWO GIRL, SHE'LL BE THE CUP.

jesus. And then there's jazz

oh my god. So dirty. If you can, listen to 720p. It makes all the difference.

This guy is like the biggest troll in the world.

Check out Buygore, for more nasty goodness. I do believe that's his record label. They also have a Soundcloud with horrible cockteasers.
No seriously, those fuckers have about :50-1:00 of samplers.

This deserves a cold shower.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Mord Fustang

Estonian ( Tallinn). Electro-House. Earcumguzzling sensational.
Combining electro-house with a hint of dubstep, Mord Fustang tickles your ears with bitty synths, romances you with funky beats, and lays it down dirty with some wompy womp bass. "The best ear lovin' I ever had."

I swear to god, this man makes it hard to find full versions of his songs. The cocktease.

the song that stole my eardrum

such a raver anthem. Hahaha

Here's his soundcloud for more cockteasing.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Bit Shifter

American [New York]. Chiptune. Old School.
I saw this brother last night at the DNA LOUNGE, he was fucking amazing.
Bit Shifter (Joshua Davis) combines 8bit with some serious old school electronic beats. I feel like I'm rolling in the 1990s with a game boy color, listening to DnB and house as little SFXs ping in the back.
As one of the administrators for 8bitpeoples (where you can find more awesome chiptune artists) and co-founder/co-curator of Blip festival, this guy is also kind of an 8bit legend.

Observe!
A small interview of Bit Shifter explaining to the masses the beauty of chiptune music.



Weezer cover. What what!

Bit Shifter's most popular album
INFORMATION CHASE is up to download for free via 8bit peoples

Monday, July 4, 2011

Fare Soldi

Italian."Frisco-Disco". Silly.
This kung fu duo (Santana Pasta & Luka Carnifull) are probably one of the weirdest, silliest house producers I've come across so far. Off-beat, yet rhythmical songs with random noises. It's like going in expecting your average ear-wank and coming out with the complete opposite eargasmic experience, chopped up into nonsensical parts and arranged into a flower. (horrible analogy)
I fucking love how silly their songs get! Give yo' ears a funky work-out!
A lot of their songs are FREE (Fo' Fwee? Hell yeah! Fo' Fwee!) to download on their SOUNDCLOUD! Ain't that nice o' them?
Personally, I feel the CASSOTO EP is pretty flippin' solid. AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A DISCO PARTY!

This song makes me so very happy.

sexy!

REMIXES!
Check this shit out, chickens!

They made this song even better.

Go! Go! Go!

A new favorite.

News News News!
Considering the idea of having a download day post where I compile songs from my collection and put them up for download. (I have a feeling this will be approved)

Saturday, July 2, 2011

TOKiMONSTA


American. Hip Hop!Glitch-hop! Chill.
I'm in recovery mode from heavy dancing and excessive eargasms last night. BUT THAT'S OK!
Tokimonsta (Jennifer Lee) has got chill enough tracks to just lie around to but enough interesting variations to still get your ears off. Music always gets me high but Tokimonsta has a tendency to take me so high I hit space and disintegrate into an endless black hole. Such a blissful feeling.

Observe!
I know, in the first minute you'll be like. What a shitty drumbeat. But just wait. Let her trick you.


Tokimonsta is something I wouldn't quite blast in a dance party, but would rightly blast on a cool night with clear skies and bright city lights.

Check out her Soundcloud!

This is my current favorite sky watching song.

Slow progression but a righteous finish,