Eduard Khil

Eduard Khil.

Russian. TROLOLOLOL. AIEEEEEEEE.

GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS!?

In 1976, Edward Khil created a song about a Cowboy. Soviet Russia was like NOT IN MY FUCKING COUNTRY and so they censored the shit out of his song. And thus the TROLOLOLO song was created. Providing trolls with a national anthem everywhere.

Happy Birthday, you beautiful 77 year old man!

to celebrate, let's play every awesome remix of this song ever:

probably my favorite remix.

yeaaaah.

yep. Went there.

BONUS! Did you know. He did other songs?

His voice is pretty awesome too, he's like a Russian Frank Sinatra

Blue Satellite

Blue Satellite.

Englishman. House House House. Funkadelic perfection.

Let me tell you, Blue Satellite (Philip Shwan) gets me wanting some sweet, sweet lovings. I just want to wear a god damn speed suit with fat lapels and roller skate my way down a huge 1960's montage of implied sex with unicorns and rainbows. And I think that speaks for itself. 

A good amount of his remixes are up for grabs FO' FWEE at his Soundcloud! Sweet Mama, get your loot on!

Shinichi Osawa - Love Will Guide You feat. Tommie Sunshine (Blue Satellite Remix) by Blue Satellite

This has been remixed to hell and back. I understand. It still is pretty eargasmic.

Cosmonaut Grechko - Singin' feat. Joywave (Blue Satellite Remix) by Blue Satellite

I'm not a huge fan of these vocals, but they work well with this song.

Salman - When The Sun Rises (Blue Satellite Remix) by Blue Satellite

Such an afterglow song.

Paper Route - Gutter (Blue Satellite vs. Muscle Hawk) by Blue Satellite

once again. The vocals work very well.

Pokémon - Red Blue Opening Theme (RAC Blue Satellite Mix) by Blue Satellite

If you remember this theme, and remember watching the movie...this remix could bring tears to your eyes.

Bobby Tank

Bobby Tank.

British.Orion-step/G-funk. 80s fab.

This man describes himself to be and quote:

"Well....erm......i guess u could say i sound like Rick James riding a flying unicorn along Orion's belt whilst smoking a crack pipe!"

And Bobby Tank does. Perk your ears and listen, young squire! It's like they're being ridden by the late Rick James on a flying unicorn whilst smoking a crack pipe onto the outreaches of quantum space.  And why yes, that is a Euphemism for a good time. I have a soft spot for 80s synth. To reject such classic noise is like rejecting horribly cheesy 70s pornos. You can't, no matter how hairy the situation is.

TimeRider by BobbyTank
The first I ever heard of this man. Sensational!

Starfighter by BobbyTank

Remember, crack cocaine.

Needin Me by BobbyTank
so much awesome glitchin' effects you'll be stuttering for days.

Nexus Moonburgers by BobbyTank

buggin!

Zaxxon by BobbyTank

Newest Track and it's Dope!